Friday, August 25, 2006

I'm bored now...


Republicans Rule!!!
Maybe now we'll have some fun!

19 comments:

Jeshanah said...

I'm just trying to get some conversation going.

Hully said...

Well... you know my feelings on the subject.

Israel said...

Hey Republicans

Check out these hovels:

http://www.paperhouses.org

Israel said...

It's the lifestyles of the poor and anonymous.

This is what I was telling Shanah about before...

Jeshanah said...

Ummm, did everyone else see nasty feet with growths on them? Those poor people! That is disgusting! I think I'm going to be sick...

Jeshanah said...

Why would I want to be poor and anonymous?

I don't want to BE either of those, or LIVE like either of those... but thanks for the offer!

Jeshanah said...

Zion, I GET what Israel meant. (I got it the first time...) I was just saying that even though I KNOW there are people who are living much worse off then we are, I still don't want to be living in this lower standard of living that I am currently in. I GET that it is not the LOWEST standard of living possible, but it is not the level that I 1) am accustomed to, and 2) want to remain at.

In my previous posts, I was just trying to condense this now very long and confusing post!!

Israel said...

Person 2 voids the agreement upon rejection.

(Unless there is something else you're not telling me.)

That'll be $250.

Israel said...

I ate the "Cowgirl" steak portion at Pinnacle Peak once and got so bloated and gassy that I almost died. (I usually don't eat that much red meat.)

I have never been in that kind of pain before. Seriously I was rolling around on the floor holding my distended belly and burping. I was the root'n-toot'nest cowboy ever that night.

If I wasn't so macho I would have cried.

And this was the "Cowgirl" portion, not the "Cowboy." How people can eat that much meat at one time, I don't know. That was my first and last visit to the vaunted Pinnacle Peak.

Israel said...

Yeah, I'M the odd one. Aren't you the one who is crazy about lizzards? Isn't your favorite movie, "The little shop of horrors"? and isn't your favorite book "The hitchhikers Guide to the galaxy"?

I'm not "crazy" about lizards, like lizards because they are kind of neat and that's the only kind of pet I was able to have when I was growing up. I had a tarantula, but they are too hard to take care of.

"Little Shop of Horrors" is my favorite musical (not movie) because it stars a man-eating plant that could have eaten all of the Von Trapp Family Singers in one sitting. Also starring Rick Moranis (who was born on my birthday) Steve Martin, John Candy, Bill Murray and a bunch of other funny people. Check it out, it's awesome!!

I like the Hitchhiker's books, but my all time favorite book would be "1984" by George Orwell with "Crime & Punishment" by Fyodor Dostoevsky a close second.

Israel said...

Speaking of Republicans who rule, Claude Allen, former Bush White House Domestic Policy Advisor just pled guilty to stealing a bunch of stuff from Target and then taking it back for refunds.

This Republican genius blamed his behavior on job stress and sleep deprivation due to having to deal with the fallout over Hurricane Katrina.

Poor guy, another victim of Hurricane Katrina...

Jeshanah said...

Zion and I shared the cowgirl, and I was fine with a small portion of that. (I had been at home eating bon-bons all day, though, so I wasn't really hungry...)


Zion, for that $250, you should have just bought me my dishes!! It would have been cheaper!!

Israel said...

I have a bunch of dishes over here you can have for free.

Still in box and never used.

You'll have to come get them though because the box weighs a ton.

We never entertain anyway.

Sharla said...

Shan,
I've missed something or maybe a lot of stuff I dunno. All I can keep straight is the Zvxes are going to be fine, praise the Lord! There is a pic of some guy on tubby and chubby who is very good-looking who may or may not be our good pal Israel, we are moving into the yellow house right now and I am opening an amazingly upscale toystore in a few weeks. What I need to figure out is what is going on with this lawsuit over some dishes? You wanted them and then changed your mind and then changed it back or what? What dishes? I've read everything I think except the endless prattle concerning Chuck Norris and I am not getting enough information.
What dshes? Dishes are important. They can be expensive and if they are used everyday, they affect your life everyday, and if they are for special occasions they of course are even more important. I need details.

Jeshanah said...

I HAD a bunch of dishes, but I had to leave my everyday dishes in Ohio because we ran out of room in the trailer. The dishes I want are the beautiful Eggplant dishes from Longaberger, and they are retiring the color at the end of the year!! Zion and I had a deal, and I did my part, so I WANT MY DISHES!!!!

Jeshanah said...

Oh brother.

Israel said...

Legally Zion's right.

Even though John's only been in Contracts class a couple of days, he would probably tell you the same thing.

The deal is void ab initio. It's void from the start because there was no acceptance of the initial offer.

Israel said...

Plus the Cockroaches don't like that color and disapprove of the pattern.

They are the majority in the house and all major decisions should go through them.

Sharla said...

lol, Israel