OK, I wasn't really dragged, it was my idea, lemme explain.... Sometime in March, my brother Jariah called and said we should all move to Columbus(2 hours away) so the guys could get better jobs. I said that's a great idea, but lets go to Tucson(36 hours away) instead!! (Zion's been wanting to for years.) Everything worked out really fast, so two months later, we were on our way!
Just to clarify Sharla, I wasn't saying Ginormous Old Lady Size.... I was saying Ginormous, (Old Lady Size). Ginormous was not describing the lady but the size.
It is a post john. She is cheering on a team called "The Nuts". Notice the capitol letters! And she was just telling you that it was a new post incase people got confused. QUITE profound if you ask me.
I'm glad you are talking now, it's always nice to hear from friends in Ohio!!! (Plus it's a little creepy to think about the 'silent' bloggers just reading what we say and not knowing who is watching... I'd much rather everyone who reads to also talk!!!)
Some people obviously just don't get me or can't take me or any of my jokes.
So I will answer using some of my favorite movie quotes, and maybe just maybe, because they are part of our shared cultural lexicon, you will get my drift.
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"Wasn't your OWN father a republican?
Response: Never said that. "No! No! A Thousand Times No! (1935)
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"Why would you say that you want republican people to be shot in the face?"
Response:
"What we have is failure to Communicate," Cool Hand Luke.
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"Once again, I have to ask, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU??""
Response:
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning" Apocalypse Now.
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"You might want to consider your audience before airing your bitter diatribe about republicans on this blog."
Response: "You want answers? I want the truth! YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!" A Few Good Men
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"This house and neighborhood is a much lower standard of living then I have ever had to deal with and I really can't stand it!"
Response: "Boo hoo hoo! There's no crying in Baseball!" A League of Their Own.
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"One more thing about the 'Hood', telling us that THIS Street is fine, but ½ block away is a real bad neighborhood, doesn't make much sense to me. People can walk ½ block pretty fast, and they can drive it even faster. If ½ block away isn't safe, then it's not safe here, either."
Response: Never said that. "No! No! A Thousand Times No! (1935) and
"What we have is failure to Communicate," Cool Hand Luke.
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A few More for you:
"Wait a Minute Wait an Minute, you ain't heard nothing yet!" The Jazz Singer.
"Frankly My Dear I don't give a Poop!" Gone with the Wind.
"I'll get you, my pretty, and your little blog, too." Wizard of Oz
18 comments:
That's not a post!
That's weak sauce, Shan.
Just to clarify Sharla, I wasn't saying Ginormous Old Lady Size....
I was saying Ginormous, (Old Lady Size). Ginormous was not describing the lady but the size.
Don't blame me, I didn't write Windows XP
It is a post john. She is cheering on a team called "The Nuts". Notice the capitol letters! And she was just telling you that it was a new post incase people got confused. QUITE profound if you ask me.
Go Nuts!!!
Hahaha, I think it's a little of both.
How often have you been reading Bekah? You could have been talking the whole time, and oh the fun we would have had!!
I'm glad you are talking now, it's always nice to hear from friends in Ohio!!! (Plus it's a little creepy to think about the 'silent' bloggers just reading what we say and not knowing who is watching... I'd much rather everyone who reads to also talk!!!)
Well, welcome aboard, and I'm sure we won't regret it!!
Zion, I'm a Pretzels fan myself.
Go Pretzels!
< rolls eyes >
Nite
Let me say this about that:
Some people obviously just don't get me or can't take me or any of my jokes.
So I will answer using some of my favorite movie quotes, and maybe just maybe, because they are part of our shared cultural lexicon, you will get my drift.
_______________
"Wasn't your OWN father a republican?
Response: Never said that. "No! No! A Thousand Times No! (1935)
-------
"Why would you say that you want republican people to be shot in the face?"
Response:
"What we have is failure to Communicate," Cool Hand Luke.
---------
"Once again, I have to ask, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU??""
Response:
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning" Apocalypse Now.
---------
"You might want to consider your audience before airing your bitter diatribe about republicans on this blog."
Response: "You want answers? I want the truth! YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!" A Few Good Men
---------
"This house and neighborhood is a much lower standard of living then I have ever had to deal with and I really can't stand it!"
Response: "Boo hoo hoo! There's no crying in Baseball!" A League of Their Own.
------
"One more thing about the 'Hood', telling us that THIS Street is fine, but ½ block away is a real bad neighborhood, doesn't make much sense to me. People can walk ½ block pretty fast, and they can drive it even faster. If ½ block away isn't safe, then it's not safe here, either."
Response: Never said that. "No! No! A Thousand Times No! (1935) and
"What we have is failure to Communicate," Cool Hand Luke.
-------
A few More for you:
"Wait a Minute Wait an Minute, you ain't heard nothing yet!" The Jazz Singer.
"Frankly My Dear I don't give a Poop!" Gone with the Wind.
"I'll get you, my pretty, and your little blog, too." Wizard of Oz
Using your logic of quoting movies, allow me to do the same too explain why I have probably been taking things a little to seriously.
"Now this is the story all about how My life got flipped,
turned upside down..." Theme song from Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.
So since Fresh Prince went from the hood to the country club, that would make you his exact opposite.
"Mr. Fresh Prince of BelAire, meet her majesty, the Spoiled Princess of Tacky Tucson."
Get it, "Spoiled" being the opposite of Fresh...
Ahhh ha ha ha ha! Monkey So Clever..
Touché.
Israel
Rofl I especially liked "the napalm in the morning" one.
"...and your little blog too"
was extremely clever.
But Shan "spoiled"?? Nevah!
BekahY
Everyone who knows my kids knows they are all just meaner'n'dirt!
"It is only out of sheer morbid curiosity that I am allowing this freak show to continue." - Liar Liar
lol John
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