OK, I wasn't really dragged, it was my idea, lemme explain.... Sometime in March, my brother Jariah called and said we should all move to Columbus(2 hours away) so the guys could get better jobs. I said that's a great idea, but lets go to Tucson(36 hours away) instead!! (Zion's been wanting to for years.) Everything worked out really fast, so two months later, we were on our way!
Tuesday, April 24, 2007
If you ever want to see something funny, give a 2 year old a small piece of those Listerine breath strips. Haha, they make some pretty cute little gagging faces and sounds...
Dear Gomerites (or do you prefer Gomerians?) as I don't want to insult...
The only thing that really, really drives up traffic is me wiping the floor with five or six Republicans (or former Republicans) at a time. It doesn't matter what the issue is.
Israel + Republican-bashing = Excitment = Astronomical Post Counts
As a matter of fact, you guys should be paying me to post...
I'm resisting the urge to go into a whole offer/acceptance/consideration analysis of our little deal. Since no specific terms (i.e. the amount of payment in return for consideration) were agreed upon, I would say that there is no K ("K" is spy-speak for "contract," for all the Gomerians). However, I'm sure an argument could be made that there is a K. (I could be wrong; I didn't do so well in Contracts I last semester.) All I know right now is that it is NOT a Tenancy by the Entirety and that there is no Implied Warranty of Habitability. :-/
Hey Becca, In French, isn't "er" sometimes pronounced "ey" like "they"? Cause I was thinking I might start saying I live on "Gom"EY" Road with the accent on "EY! Sorta sounds like Gourmet, much more sophisticated. But then are we GomEYites or GomEYans or what? Cause it's all about appearances.
I still think you should be called Beaners because you live in Lima... what's with naming people based on the road that they live on? Is it like a 'street cred' thing?
I live on Castro Ave, but the only 'Castro' I know of, I would not like to be associated with. (Come to think of it, I don't really wanna be associated with THIS Castro, either....)
Jeepers!! As if the White Man hasn't taken enough from us already (California, Nevada, Arizona, Texas, etc.) now you want to take our hard-earned nicknames away too?
Do you know how many beans we Mexicans had to eat to earn that nickname?
I just think that the 'gomerites' thing is stupid and doesn't make alot of sense. Come up with a better nickname for them. (What was wrong with Ohioans?)
Unfortunatly Sharla, I can't help you with that one..."er" is only pronounced "ey" at the end of a verb. So sorry you can't make the nickname sound more sophisticated :o)
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that is funny but mean
or give them a cigar and some scotch and watch the funny way that they hack, cough and spit up.
Or some LSD and then watch their little eyes roll around in their heads.
How cute!!
He wanted it!! He brought the pack up to me and asked me for some, and since it's not something that will hurt him, I decided to let him have some!
Plus, I needed a post... two birds, one stone.
Hey! Don't be gagging my grandbaby!
But Sharla, she needed a post!
You should post about guns Shan. That always drives up traffic.
Dear Gomerites (or do you prefer Gomerians?) as I don't want to insult...
The only thing that really, really drives up traffic is me wiping the floor with five or six Republicans (or former Republicans) at a time. It doesn't matter what the issue is.
Israel + Republican-bashing = Excitment = Astronomical Post Counts
As a matter of fact, you guys should be paying me to post...
Hah! I'd pay you NOT to post!
It's a deal! Where's my money??
He can't pay you. He's a law student.
It would be way to boring with out you Israel.
I'm resisting the urge to go into a whole offer/acceptance/consideration analysis of our little deal. Since no specific terms (i.e. the amount of payment in return for consideration) were agreed upon, I would say that there is no K ("K" is spy-speak for "contract," for all the Gomerians). However, I'm sure an argument could be made that there is a K. (I could be wrong; I didn't do so well in Contracts I last semester.) All I know right now is that it is NOT a Tenancy by the Entirety and that there is no Implied Warranty of Habitability. :-/
okay
Show-off!
=)
Hey Becca,
In French, isn't "er" sometimes pronounced "ey" like "they"? Cause I was thinking I might start saying I live on "Gom"EY" Road with the accent on "EY! Sorta sounds like Gourmet, much more sophisticated.
But then are we GomEYites or GomEYans or what?
Cause it's all about appearances.
I still think you should be called Beaners because you live in Lima... what's with naming people based on the road that they live on? Is it like a 'street cred' thing?
I live on Castro Ave, but the only 'Castro' I know of, I would not like to be associated with. (Come to think of it, I don't really wanna be associated with THIS Castro, either....)
We are the Beaners, not you...
The best you can do is have some Beaner Babies.
Jeepers!! As if the White Man hasn't taken enough from us already (California, Nevada, Arizona, Texas, etc.) now you want to take our hard-earned nicknames away too?
Do you know how many beans we Mexicans had to eat to earn that nickname?
A lot!
oh brother.
I just think that the 'gomerites' thing is stupid and doesn't make alot of sense. Come up with a better nickname for them. (What was wrong with Ohioans?)
Gomerites is humiliating, but as I said before, I asked for that one. If one chooses to reside on Gomer rd. one must expect such things.
Let it alone, Shan. Who knows WHAT he might come up with next!!
Unfortunatly Sharla, I can't help you with that one..."er" is only pronounced "ey" at the end of a verb. So sorry you can't make the nickname sound more sophisticated :o)
Street cred...maybe if you all ended your posts with "Gomer for life yo!".
Just be glad you don't live on Dorcas St. in Toledo. Anyone that would move there deserves to be ridiculed by our favorite Lawtino.
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