Happy Birthday, to my Pops!!! I love you and I am glad we at least got to spend the early morning of your birthday with you. =) (I'm sorry that we made you get up so early to drive us to the airport on your birthday... the good news is, we made it safely to Tucson!!)
Also, great news~ John is coming for a visit from March 2nd-10th!!!!! (If anyone else would also like to come to Tucson during that time, they would be granted the honor of seeing him..... *subtle hint for Israel*)
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Gigantor should come to Tucson around Feb 17th when that family reunion is scheduled.
No way am I flying down to Tucson in February and then again in early March too.
I'll be in class then. I'm coming in March because that is when Spring break is. I don't know why you'd be so opposed to being in Tucson twice. I heard it looks a lot like Jessica Alba's armpit.
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Israel said...
Boooo-Double-Hoooo!!
Pale peoples from Ohio.
First you elect George Bush and the whole country goes down the toilet. Then you move elsewhere looking for better "jobs," and when they don't magically materialize you sit around sipping tall Mocha Lattes and complaining.
Tucson is a Jewel.
Mexicans eat sand and crawl across the desert in 125 degree heat to get there. They dodge scores of mean, racist, heavily-armed erectilely dysfunctional "Minute Men" for a chance to get to Tucson.
Why? Why do they do it? Well to take your jobs and steal your women, of course -- that's why!
Oops, I meant to say they do it to get to Tucson because Tucson is Jewel.
Castro Street where you live? Not such a Jewel, a little more like a stinky armpit.
So look at it this way, You're kinda like the guy who is dating Jessica Alba for a couple of weeks and when you ask him what she's like he says "Well I just hate her -- she stinks!"
And when you ask him "Isn't she considered one of the most sizzlin' babes on the planet?" he says, "I don't know, I haven't really seen her, cuz I've had my head stuck in her armpit the whole time."
So what makes Tucson great?
Well for one thing it's the sunburns, biting ants, infectious diseases and the sand storms that weed out the weak, mentally-defective former Ohioan Republicans from the gene pool.
So stick with it and don't be one of those Jeshanah -- Don't!
And the best thing about Tucson? It ain't Ohio, Baby!
Oh yeah and the Mexicans are pretty cool too...
A GOLDEN OLDIE!!
STILL FUNNY STILL TRUE!
Oh, Brother.
Like John said, why would you be opposed to coming to Tucson twice? You are always telling me how wonderful it is and how lucky I am to be living here... but it's not even good enough for you to visit twice?! (I was even gonna see if you could stay at the neighbors house!! it's a really nice 2 story... with a lovely recliner on the 2nd story balcony... I would let you stay here with us, but our guest room~~ Brandon's room~~ will be occupied.)
If you don't come when John does, then I will have to assume that I have won and you think Tucson is a pit as I do. I have no doubt that many others will see it the same way. =)
Coming in March is really a win-win-win situation for you. You get to see Tucson in all it's splendor twice in two months, you get to see John for the first time in years, you get to be all macho and lawyerey by winning the respect of myself as well as others for making us believe that you really do think Tucson is great (we'll still think you are a little nuts, but we'll respect you more...) If you need more wins to convince yourself to come, let me know and I'll be happy to make up some more. =)
Umm...
Nice try, but I am not a complete idiot.
I have only been to Ohio once and I wasn't there long enough for the water to have its normal effect of dropping my IQ fifty points and turning me into a Republican.
If Tucson is so nice why don't I just fly back and forth to Tucson repeatedly 30 times a month?
Because after a while, the airplane air coupled with the resulting blood clots in my brain would have the same effect on me that the water has had on the proud denizens of Ohio. Then I would do things like fly out to Ohio in the middle of winter for no good reason when I could be in Tucson.
That's why...
:)
Don't cry I made a smiley face for you)
um this is justin and i am not sure why flying from tucson to ohio for christmas was such a bad idea i mean the whole time jeshanah and becca was here the weather was warmer there than it was there and i have heard that to power went out at the castro street house ( oddly enought i think it was the same day that jariah and zion started working at tep) that they say was weather related so it sounds to me that they made a good choice for coming out when they dd
Hi everyone! We have been watching a few great episodes of Flip That House and we have great idea! I told Justin that Israel should buy some little hovel in Tucson for a quarter million bucks and we could come out there next month and "flip it" and split the enormous profits. We just saw one episode where they cleared like 138 grand in 5 weeks. I am pretty sure I could have come up with a similar design and Gary and Justin could have done the work as well and as fast. Justin said "Yeah, Israel could just buy all the hovels on Castro street and we will turn it into a great neighborhood!" Whaddua think?
About the girls coming to ohio in December, it has actually been ridiculously warm here thanks to something called el ninio, I dunno, some kind of Mexican thing making everything wierd!
I have a better idea,why doesn't Israel buy the whole state of Ohio, pick it up, flip it and move it closer to Arizona.
Yeah, that's the ticket!
The comparison of Arizona to Jessica Alba reminds me of something I once heard a wise man say:
"If you ever find a beautiful woman who is available, it means one thing: somewhere there is a man who is sick of putting up with her."
Well I always say that if you're gonna put up with a woman, she might as well be beautiful.
The guys I really feel for are the ones that put up with women that look like they fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
haha good point isreal i guess that wouldnt make much sence would it
Ohio State?
Ovah-rated!!
Thump! Thump!
Thump! Thump! Thump!
Boise State #1!!!
Hey, uh, John... Mr. Retired-sports-writer-for-the-Lima-News, now would be the time for some sort of a snappy one-liner to explain why OSU lost so bad. =)
There ain't a snappy one-liner in existence that can salvage a shred of dignity from that 41-14 beating.
Especially when half OSU's points were scored on the first play.
My favorite part was when Tressel chose to go for it early in the game on 4th down on his own 30.
This too can happen to you if you keep drinking that Ohio water.
I also liked the part where OSU's best player injured himself celebrating after said first play.
Audio Transcript:
"Yipeee I'm in Arizona, Yipeee!! It's much better than Ohio!! Yipeee!!"
"Ouch!!"
So don't celebrate coming back to Arizona too much Jeshanah, because this too can happen to you.
10-4 Good buddy. No celebratory dancing happening here. =)
haha well i guess i would still rather be a buckeye fan that is 12 and 1 and playing in the national championship game than a wildcat fan what was their last game who did they play?
Look...
I've had my team lose in the (real) National Championship game before (B-Ball. They never got embarrassed like OSU though) and it still hurt far worse than losing a game that keeps you out of some meaningless bowl game.
Nice try though...
Let's just say Maurice Claurett will be out of jail, before the pain starts to fade even a little bit...
How do you get beat by a team without a runningback or kicker, after they spot you seven points?
Did you guys see what USC did against Michigan?
It was no contest...
Pac 10 and SEC vs OSU, Michigan = men against boys.
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